2026 Can-Am Outlander MAX XT 700 - New - Available in Saint-John

Here are 10 more funny and slightly ridiculous reasons to buy a 2026 Can-Am Outlander MAX 700 XT:

1. You finally have an excuse to wear that full camo outfit.

Now it’s “trail gear,” not “midlife crisis.” Bonus: it makes you look 27% more capable in front of your buddies.

2. Because walking is overrated.

Why hike when you can cruise at 60 km/h through the same forest, sipping coffee, pretending it’s “exercise”?

3. Instant neighborhood respect.

When you fire that Rotax engine at 7 a.m., everyone within three streets will instantly know:

“Yep… Greg got a new toy.”

4. Built-in marriage therapy.

Two seats mean you can bring your partner — and shout “HANG ON!” instead of arguing about directions.
It’s amazing how quickly relationship issues vanish at full throttle.

5. You can finally say, “It’s for work.”

Whether you’re hauling wood, checking fences, or fetching beer from the shed, everything sounds more legitimate when it involves 4WD.

6. Mud baths are cheaper than spa days.

Let nature exfoliate your soul (and your face) while the Outlander power-slides through puddles you swore you’d avoid.

7. Your dog will love you forever.

Every ride becomes a canine theme park. Bonus: you’ll never have to say “walk” again — just rev the engine.

8. You’ll discover muscles you didn’t know existed.

Between wrestling the winch cable and pretending you totally meant to hit that ditch, you’ll feel like an action movie star.

9. Makes your lawn tractor jealous.

The poor thing will sit there, whispering, “He used to love mowing with me…” as you roar off into the woods.

10. You’ll never need therapy — just throttle.

Bad day? Crank up the Sport mode.
Every problem in life gets 87% smaller when viewed over handlebars and a mud-splattered visor.